Clicky McClick's Clickguage Alphabet
VOWELS: There are only five vowel sounds in the Clickguage. They are...
A as in father
E as in wet
I as in it
O as in note
U as in under
CONSONANTS: There are only five consonants in the Clickguage, making for a terribly simple and fun language unlike any
noises you've ever made. These consonants are interesting and involve unusual sounds not present in the English language,
or, for that matter, most of the languages that have ever existed in the history of humanity. They are represented using English
characters. Here they are, along with pronunciation guides/helps. Please practice these sounds long and hard, for you must
needs learn them...
gh -- a click in the back of the throat, like a swallowing noise
gft -- a popping noise made by pressing the lips
together and forcing air through them
xk -- a harsh guttural hiss made by in the back of the throat by restricting the
while breathing out sharply
vbplk -- a heartbeat-like sound made by closing the mouth and producing a thumping sound in
w -- pronounced like an English "v"
A Note on Consonants
The consonants in Clickguage are represented by a series of letters, except in the case of "w." It is important to remember
that all of the consonants, though they are made up of multiple letters, they represent only one sound. For example, the Clickguage
letter "gft" is made up of four English letters, but it represents one letter in Clickguage and, therefore, one distinct sound.
In the case of "gft" it is a popping sound. If you don't like this, do me a favor and take a long walk off a short pier, because
I am busy creating a language of liberty and laughter and don't have time to verbally spar with morons and unlovably dumb
|Touches the Clown loves Clickguage.
|He can pronounce all the consonants.
Clickguage is cool for all the boys and girls and clowns.
Liberty and life and laughter and lusciousness...